Gratulerer med Slayer-dagen!

For to år siden ble det feiret the National Day Of Slayer over hele verden. Ingen grunn til at den ikke bør feires i år også.

Greit nok at det var 6/6/06 for to Ã¥r siden, og at det pÃ¥ den datoen kanskje var litt mer riktig Ã¥ feire Slayer. Men hvorfor ikke gjøre dette til en Ã¥rlig feiring? NÃ¥ er det kanskje ikke sÃ¥ lurt Ã¥ følge alle reglene som er lagt opp under her. For eksempel vil du fÃ¥ med Pyro Ã¥ gjøre om du plager dyrene, og med politiet Ã¥ gjøre om du plager kirkene, men dette med Slayer pÃ¥ full blast er en god regel….

Regler:

Listen to Slayer at full blast in your car. Listen to Slayer at full blast in your home. Listen to Slayer at full blast at your place of employment. Listen to Slayer at full blast in any public place you prefer.

DO NOT use headphones! The objective of this day is for everyone within earshot to understand that it is the National Day of Slayer. National holidays aren’t just about celebrating; they’re about forcing it upon non-participants.

 

Stage a “Slay-out.” Don’t go to work. Listen to Slayer. Have a huge block party that clogs up a street in your neighborhood. Blast Slayer albums all evening. Get police cruisers and helicopters on the scene. Finish with a full-scale riot. Spray paint Slayer logos on churches, synagogues, or cemeteries. Play Slayer covers with your own band (since 99% of your riffs are stolen from Slayer anyway). Kill the neighbor’s dog and blame it on Slayer.

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