Children Of Abortion, Rectum Ghoul, Mass Of Penis, Bring Me The Sucker, Final Butt, Polar Shame, Babybach, The Worst Demon, Holy Nail….
THOSE ARE AMAZING! I LOVE tHIS thiNG!”!
NecroVomit…the most original name it created out of twelve tries. The other eleven were names used by San Fernando Valley garage bands…only two of which had a mosh pit worth a damn..
What ever happened to those good times?
There are multiple factors that can contribute to an excess of phlegm in the throat or larynx.
Vocal abuse: Vocal abuse is the misuse or overuse of the voice in an unhealthy fashion such as clearing the throat, yelling, screaming, talking loudly, or singing ncorrectly.
Yelling/screaming: Yelling and screaming both cause the vocal cords to hit against each other causing inflammation and phlegm.
Nodules: Excessive yelling, screaming, and — incorrect singing — as well as other vocal abusive habits can cause vocal nodules.
(I can’t play guitar without having a cigarette going) Smoking: Smoke is hot, dry, polluted air which dries out the vocal cords. With each breath in of smoke, the larynx is polluted with toxins that inhibit it from rehydrating for about 3 hours. The vocal cords need a fair amount of lubrication and swell from inflammation when they do not have enough of it. When the vocal folds swell and are inflamed, phlegm is often created to attempt to ease the dryness.
First one I got was Holy Beard. Some other ones I got were Final Nightmare, Satan’s Pain, Broken Stone, Disgusting Perverts, Nothing But Brutality, Mass of Bitches, Darkness with Dream, and Children of Thor.
FuckRevolver,69 With the Brutality,Sulphuric Bitches,Mass of Perverts,Baron of Pussy,Weird Fuhrer,FuckFoe,Unholy Hole,Fuck Tax Men,Darkness With Bitches
LOOOOOOOL
Satan’s health.
Not sure if band name or insurance company..
S-Etan is an old guy
PS: Unpleasant bitch? thats a nice name for a girls band
……..or a feminist.
How is the health of your little laar, sarka bhai?
You sarka a lot, don’t you?
Well at least you use that little pilher for something sarkamandro.
MeatBoots! Evil Turnip!
DragonFrost
Kill The Mother xd
Paindick? ;p
Nazi Gas, that’s so wrong
Bring Me the Horizon. I don’t know, sounds like a bit of a shitty poser not trve kvlt band to me. It ams’nt brutals it ams like dildos.
I got Bring Me the Turd holy cow laughing my ass off
I got xD Bring me the Cancer
Meat Perverts!
Children Of Abortion, Rectum Ghoul, Mass Of Penis, Bring Me The Sucker, Final Butt, Polar Shame, Babybach, The Worst Demon, Holy Nail….
THOSE ARE AMAZING! I LOVE tHIS thiNG!”!
Final Butt. Yes.
Baby Poop…………well……….fair enough
69 with the Fog
Ohhh Yeah! 😀
NightBitch XD
Decapitated Turd.
You will hear this name a lot!
FleshShame. We’d have to play naked I guess
WarriorPenis :p
BeastialityChain ! 🙂
Hitman Dick. Why are you bringing my mother into this?
It said “Abnormal Penis” when I pushed the button…
i got “Ex-Penis” … interesting.
yeah and I’ve just got Scent Of Hole… 😀
troll fuckers…. nice a band name and an internet handle
Boobskin
Looks awful similar to http://metalnames.tumblr.com/
I’ve tried it a few times… favorites so far include ValhallaFart and Angry Turd.
i really like hauntchurch
FuckPants?!
TurboBlade 🙂 Mass of Flaws / Lethal Vulgaris / and the best ever: ULTIMATE PANTS!
WolfDick!
I got “FleshGun”, which seems like a euphemism for a penis.
Troll Highness
“AssFire” was my second click. Now I need to start a heavy metal band & call it that. Or maybe a brand of salsa.
I bet someone is going to use a name for his band, which was generated by this website 🙂
Dr.Alcoholic… Sounds more like my name
Dr. Turnip?
69 with the Sons ……….. damn
I got BLACK SLAVES and TEENAGE PUSSY. O_o
NecroVomit…the most original name it created out of twelve tries. The other eleven were names used by San Fernando Valley garage bands…only two of which had a mosh pit worth a damn..
What ever happened to those good times?
Cannibal Angst 😀
Machine Moon? Sounds like a combination of metal and techno. Like Neil Young’s “Trans” meets Kraftwerk meets Devin Townsend.
THe NEverending Zoooommmibbbe owahooohaoohwoahoohwah
Smell Force! Don’t know whether it’s a band or a corporately mandated cleanliness inspector for IT departments!
Skeleton Vengeance o.O
DragonButt… Seems legit!
“Holy Thor.”
Yep, that’ll do.
69 WITH THE CHURCH
expect my new band to hit a shitty venue near you soon
Frozen penis
Not sure would i want to use these i got, Rectum Sin and Anal Adult…
This is lot better, Darkness with Whale
Satan’s Penis… I think we’ll go with that. Or what it suggested earlier “Dark Poop”
Feartards! Heheheee.
Spitsnot… this sounds good
“StrangleButt” LMFAO xD
“Hey Sucker”
“Melting Vomit” ….. seriously 😀
“Naked Fart”
You wont believe this one…
“AnalJudas”
Dream of the Turd
“Exploding Pimple”…. that’s genius!
‘Anal Death Wish’ is just beautiful
Phlegm Angst
I did a Wiki on “phlegm”, now I’m LMAO!
There are multiple factors that can contribute to an excess of phlegm in the throat or larynx.
Vocal abuse: Vocal abuse is the misuse or overuse of the voice in an unhealthy fashion such as clearing the throat, yelling, screaming, talking loudly, or singing ncorrectly.
Yelling/screaming: Yelling and screaming both cause the vocal cords to hit against each other causing inflammation and phlegm.
Nodules: Excessive yelling, screaming, and — incorrect singing — as well as other vocal abusive habits can cause vocal nodules.
(I can’t play guitar without having a cigarette going) Smoking: Smoke is hot, dry, polluted air which dries out the vocal cords. With each breath in of smoke, the larynx is polluted with toxins that inhibit it from rehydrating for about 3 hours. The vocal cords need a fair amount of lubrication and swell from inflammation when they do not have enough of it. When the vocal folds swell and are inflamed, phlegm is often created to attempt to ease the dryness.
I got Terrible Gas.
How did it know?
First one I got was Holy Beard. Some other ones I got were Final Nightmare, Satan’s Pain, Broken Stone, Disgusting Perverts, Nothing But Brutality, Mass of Bitches, Darkness with Dream, and Children of Thor.
naked enemy. what?
69 with the grandmother? You got to be *Beep* kidding me!
Bring Me the Jesus.
wow.
This is totally retarded
Metal Penis.
Dammit…
Rancid hell, ugly tongue, rectum wolf, absolute whale… All perfectly usable.
I like Morbid Kittens
I got The Dark Tongue.
Black Tongue parody band anyone? XD
Burn My Nightmare sounds actually pretty awesome name
“ASS DEATH!” Pretty good.
NaziDick
DickDick…
Extreme Grandmother
uhh, just got 69 with the dick
This is also good for metal band names: awfulbandnamegenerator.com
MegaChurch… Sounds like Dave Ellefson’s side project
Enormous Fantasy… sounds like a porn movie!
LOL Tocix Dicks!
Nothing but Poop FUCKING YEAH lml
I got Lethal Cancer 🙁
Future Tiger????
FuckRevolver,69 With the Brutality,Sulphuric Bitches,Mass of Perverts,Baron of Pussy,Weird Fuhrer,FuckFoe,Unholy Hole,Fuck Tax Men,Darkness With Bitches
LOOOOOOOL
Strangle Dick?